Yes, it is time to clean out the closets...I've been asked to reduce my footprint as my parent's place and since I can't imagine shipping my 4th grade report to France -- I must recycle. But before I say good bye forever (although I do have electronic copies of everything from Bucknell onward, so this is only goodbye to the copies marked in red) let me share with you some of my favorite projects. Suprisingly -- doesn't seem to be that long ago that I wrote most of these:
1. The Green Mountain State: Vermont, by Aline Baly -- 4th grade. Lime green portfolio outline state's tree, bird, etc. You get the idea -- CHECK PLUS + sticker
2. Why the Nazis Stole Art from the City of Light for my senior year European History class. Great paper discussing the Nazis take over of Paris! Still proud of it.
3. In depth report on William Carlos Williams. If you know the Red Wheelbarrow -- you know this absolutely boring poet. If you like poetry we can't be friends. This was a team project that tortured my existence...Damn you American Lit class!!! Interestingly I am no longer friends with the classmates that worked on this one with me. Since this pre-dated powerpoint dates -- I located the actual transparency used for the final presentation. Good times, good times.
4. Ah yes, poetry and Freshman English -- I had to write my own poems...You will laugh if you continue reading...
Laughter, by Aline Baly
Laughter is a rainbow.
It tastes like Cotton Candy.
It sounds like an amusement park on a busy day.
And it smells like melting sugar.
It looks like a clown.
It makes you fee jolly.
Okay here is another one:
Papaterian, by Aline Baly
This is a papaterian.
Papaterians live in pathetic pantries in Pamplona of Pamphylia,
Papaterians eat pure Parmesan and pasta with plenty of pound cake.
Papaterians like to wear panty hoses with perky panties under their pants.
Papaterians are passionate to pond (I think I meant pound) puppies and pandas too.
This papaterians pulles out my porky pig with a paper clip.
I want to apologize to my freshman year English teacher -- Mr. M -- and to think he still wrote my college recommendation after these horrible poems.
I've got another one entitled "Copataur" that is just as bad so I will save you the pain of reading such bad work.
5. Okay, let's move on to college. First off let me thank Faulkner for being such a pain that it takes an ENTIRE semester to read and understand his work. At the end I'd like to think that I conquered The Sound and The Fury. So much so that you couldn't pay me to read another one of his books. AMEN.
6. Peace Studies. Conclusion: capitalism fuels wars and we will never see peace in our lifetime --- and our greatest hope of reaching a peacefull international existence ended with Ghandi and MLK. Very depressing class. Yes, I went to a radical left wing school. And relied on toothpicks to keep my eyes opened with our ageing professor who ran out of batteries for his hearing aid on a regular basis. RIP in the recycle bin.
7. "Genji: The Luv Man" written for East Asian Civilization. Yes, I still got an A -- even with that tacky title. Actually, it was an A minus. I am going to assume that the minus is because of that horrible title. What was I thinking???
8. Okay, I need to highlight some great papers that I dominated! First, "The Outcasts of Europe: The Gypsies" for my Human Rights class senior year. Good read. Interesting group to study -- I was really curious after having seen so many of them duing my study abroad semester in Spain.
9. "The Emergence of Blocks: The European Union, NAFTA and Japan" -- this research paper predicted today's economic climate. But trust me I would preferred to by wrong. I had to use the Realist and Marxist theories to analyze and predict trade relations and impact to currencies, etc.
10. The best paper I ever wrote: "Discussion over Turkey: A Comical Perspective on Reality." Ha, bet you have no idea what I wrote about from this title. I seriously want to write up my entire paper but it is so good I am afraid of someone copying it. So here is the overview: this was a commentary on the French, feudal rights and traditions, workaholics, keeping up with the jones, leisure, pillaging and how you can't choose your family. This was for my Intermediate Political Economy class (also known as Radical Economics at Bucknell) -- a semester focused on Marxism and Veblen and other radical thinkers. If you wander about this paper based on my description -- let me just say that any paper that can tie all those topics in a paper and half (single space) deserves a medal.
So the trash bags are full -- but I am still have a hard time letting go of the following:
- Statistics with Acuna
- Baby Biology
- Chemistry with Mr. Murry
- Leadership in the 20th Century -- lessons learned from Cleopatra and Mr. Grazzo.
I hate to admit it but some of these classes and projects are move vivid than last quarter's lectures on the airline industry (courtesy of Competitive Strategy).
Off to the recycling bin. :(